Time out

Hello everyone, I just wanted to tell you, sometimes it's important to take a break from being terrified about endocrine disruptors. Although the threat of endocrine disruptors is very real, it is not healthy to be in constant panic about having your species wiped out from the inside by tiny foreign objects confusing your very important insides. I know it's totally counterintuitive, but it is crucial to take a time out sometimes to keep an eye out for OTHER TERRIFYING THINGS.

Did you know that there is a website dedicated to providing ANYONE information on how to DO MAGIC. It exists and your neighbors are almost definitely using it! THAT IS PROBABLY WHY THEY HAVE JOBS AND FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES AND I DON'T.

Here's just one example. LOOK AT THE HYPERLINK

http://www.spellsofmagic.com/spells/trick_spells/illusion_spells/1161/page.html

1161! That means there are at least 1160 other spells there! And that's just in the category of ILLUSIONS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

What can we do?

ALMOST NOTHING!

But I'm here to help and I've found something you can do for at least the spell linked up there that you've already seen AND BEEN TERRIFIED BY.

Apparently these nice (and also apparently dangerous) people have their own special magic defense against this one spell.

http://www.mybeauty88.com/images/sce0018@4.jpg

NOW YOU ONLY HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ALL OF THE OTHERS.