Monday, October 30, 2006

Further information! That may terrify you!

Do you not see the dangers of endocrine disruptors yet? Still? Have you googled them? Because I've been using the image search function, and made a discovery of proportions!



IMMENSE PROPORTIONS!

I am starting to think that Atlantis might have fallen due to endocrine disruptors! I know! I didn't think Atlantis existed either, until moments ago, when I found proof! I hacked into the internet, and found evidence! Do you still need proof? What do I have to do? Die, come back, and let you feel the holes in my hands? Because I'm not willing to do that, because it might not work! And I have more warnings to deliver to the world and education to deliver about endocrine disruptors!
So instead, try this:
Go to http://www.google.com, and intiate an image search. It's just as cool as it sounds! Now type in "maps" and "atlantis"

Look at that! Maps! Of Atlantis! Proof of a society nobody thought existed! Hacking the internet is amazing! Yes it is!

Here is the deal

Hello John and Jane Interneteveryperson, I am here to expose the dangers of endocrine disruptors. This is a terrible concern that you should probably feel more concern toward. Let me tell you why.

If space disaster (meteor, sun ex/implosions, aliens) or war (nukes, chemicals, aliens) don't kill us quick enough, endocrine disruptors will ensure our entropy-guaranteed annhilation. Do you think this isn't true?

Then you clearly still aren't terrified enough! Come back often until you are! Don't wait for ten o'clock news programs to get a hold of this horrifying chunk of truth before you freak out! By then it may already be
even
too
later...