Do you not see the dangers of endocrine disruptors yet? Still? Have you googled them? Because I've been using the image search function, and made a discovery of proportions!
IMMENSE PROPORTIONS!
I am starting to think that Atlantis might have fallen due to endocrine disruptors! I know! I didn't think Atlantis existed either, until moments ago, when I found proof! I hacked into the internet, and found evidence! Do you still need proof? What do I have to do? Die, come back, and let you feel the holes in my hands? Because I'm not willing to do that, because it might not work! And I have more warnings to deliver to the world and education to deliver about endocrine disruptors!
So instead, try this:
Go to http://www.google.com, and intiate an image search. It's just as cool as it sounds! Now type in "maps" and "atlantis"
Look at that! Maps! Of Atlantis! Proof of a society nobody thought existed! Hacking the internet is amazing! Yes it is!
Monday, October 30, 2006
Here is the deal
Hello John and Jane Interneteveryperson, I am here to expose the dangers of endocrine disruptors. This is a terrible concern that you should probably feel more concern toward. Let me tell you why.
If space disaster (meteor, sun ex/implosions, aliens) or war (nukes, chemicals, aliens) don't kill us quick enough, endocrine disruptors will ensure our entropy-guaranteed annhilation. Do you think this isn't true?
Then you clearly still aren't terrified enough! Come back often until you are! Don't wait for ten o'clock news programs to get a hold of this horrifying chunk of truth before you freak out! By then it may already be
even
too
later...
If space disaster (meteor, sun ex/implosions, aliens) or war (nukes, chemicals, aliens) don't kill us quick enough, endocrine disruptors will ensure our entropy-guaranteed annhilation. Do you think this isn't true?
Then you clearly still aren't terrified enough! Come back often until you are! Don't wait for ten o'clock news programs to get a hold of this horrifying chunk of truth before you freak out! By then it may already be
even
too
later...
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