Here is the deal

Hello John and Jane Interneteveryperson, I am here to expose the dangers of endocrine disruptors. This is a terrible concern that you should probably feel more concern toward. Let me tell you why.

If space disaster (meteor, sun ex/implosions, aliens) or war (nukes, chemicals, aliens) don't kill us quick enough, endocrine disruptors will ensure our entropy-guaranteed annhilation. Do you think this isn't true?

Then you clearly still aren't terrified enough! Come back often until you are! Don't wait for ten o'clock news programs to get a hold of this horrifying chunk of truth before you freak out! By then it may already be
even
too
later...