Thursday, October 06, 2011
Scary facts that I remember from a video I saw once! Yikes! PT 2
I am almost sure that that last thing is true! At least the parts about cat animals and them being in Florida and them all having troubles with their genitals! The part I didn't mention is YOU"RE NEXT
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Scary facts that I remember from a video I saw once! Yikes!
Did you know that in Florida, there are no male panthers (or some kind of cat animal, I forget which) with descended testicles?
Saturday, March 26, 2011
PHTHALATES!
They sound hilarious, but THEY WILL MESS UP YOUR JUNK!
Phthalates are plastics that are EXTRA DANGEROUS because they don't have a good bond with whatever bigger plastic thing they are part of and just end up in the air where they break down OR ENTER YOUR ENDOCRINE SYSTEM.
Phallates either look like:
OR
OR'
That last one's kind of cute like a rabbit, right?
WRONG.
DEAD WRONG.
That's exactly what makes these EXTRA HORRIFYING! They can look like cute little bunnies or whatever!
Hey, here is what is exactly what I mean what. Phthalates can be found in everything from children's toys to... um...adult toys. Hey kid, don't ask questions about what that means, just throw away all your toys! Or else you'll never have kids of your own some day that can have kids of their own some day!
OR ELSE SOME DAY COULD EVENTUALLY BE TODAAAAAAAAAAY!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Time out
Hello everyone, I just wanted to tell you, sometimes it's important to take a break from being terrified about endocrine disruptors. Although the threat of endocrine disruptors is very real, it is not healthy to be in constant panic about having your species wiped out from the inside by tiny foreign objects confusing your very important insides. I know it's totally counterintuitive, but it is crucial to take a time out sometimes to keep an eye out for OTHER TERRIFYING THINGS.
Did you know that there is a website dedicated to providing ANYONE information on how to DO MAGIC. It exists and your neighbors are almost definitely using it! THAT IS PROBABLY WHY THEY HAVE JOBS AND FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES AND I DON'T.
Here's just one example. LOOK AT THE HYPERLINK
1161! That means there are at least 1160 other spells there! And that's just in the category of ILLUSIONS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
What can we do?
ALMOST NOTHING!
But I'm here to help and I've found something you can do for at least the spell linked up there that you've already seen AND BEEN TERRIFIED BY.
Apparently these nice (and also apparently dangerous) people have their own special magic defense against this one spell.
NOW YOU ONLY HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ALL OF THE OTHERS.
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