They sound hilarious, but THEY WILL MESS UP YOUR JUNK!
Phthalates are plastics that are EXTRA DANGEROUS because they don't have a good bond with whatever bigger plastic thing they are part of and just end up in the air where they break down OR ENTER YOUR ENDOCRINE SYSTEM.
Phallates either look like:
OR
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That last one's kind of cute like a rabbit, right?
WRONG.
DEAD WRONG.
That's exactly what makes these EXTRA HORRIFYING! They can look like cute little bunnies or whatever!
Hey, here is what is exactly what I mean what. Phthalates can be found in everything from children's toys to... um...adult toys. Hey kid, don't ask questions about what that means, just throw away all your toys! Or else you'll never have kids of your own some day that can have kids of their own some day!
OR ELSE SOME DAY COULD EVENTUALLY BE TODAAAAAAAAAAY!
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