AAAAAH

Hey everyguy, everygal, and anyone else in between, I just got back from hiding in my secret place for around thirty months (I THINK). At first I felt safe, and really got into a nice pattern of living 32 hour days (20 hours awake/12 hours asleep / 32 hours WAITING FOR ENDOCRINE DISRUPTORS TO FIND ME)!!!! But then I realized I was drinking water from PLASTIC bottles, eating food out of PLASTIC bags, and sleeping on PLASTIC bedsheets! That implies a POOP TON of Bisphenol A getting all up in my grill, homies! AAAAAH!!! I KNOW!!!! AAAAAH!!!! RIGHT????!

Also, I was being a BIG FAT COWARD. It is one thing to be afraid. That one thing is "very reasonable" because our ENDOCRINE SYSTEMS are in AWFUL DISRUPTION DANGERS. But just because I am PERFECTLY REASONABLY TERRIFIED doesn't mean I should hide in an UNDISCLOSED LOCATION IN CASE I CHANGE MY MIND. I'm back here IN A DIFFERENT UNDISCLOSED LOCATION but WITH INTERNET, and I'm fighting the war. The war on IGNORANCE. The war on IGNORANCE of YOU about how OUR ENDOCRINE SYSTEMS WILL BE ACCIDENTALLY EXTINGUISHING THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE.

You may be wondering, have I changed at all while I was gone?
If you mean like clothes, yes, I did.
If you mean as a person, then you might have skipped the paragraph above about how I STOPPED BEING A COWARD. Also I seem to be using CAPITALIZATION a LOT more because I'm trying to EMPHASIZE how REAL and CLEAR and PRESENT this DANGER is, and I've been away from the INTERNET for A LONG TIME and maybe FORGOTTEN simple web ETIQUETTE.

But I am still the same guy that wants you to understand we are in TROUBLE because our
DDTs
and our
COSMETICS
and our
NONIONIC DETERGENTS

(and our
AIR FRESHENERS
and our
INDUSTRIAL COOLANTS AND LUBRICANTS
and
ETC )

ARE MESSING UP OUR INNERMOST INSIDES in ways we can't even see without MICROSCOPES. And the microscopes are probably chock full of endocrine disruptors THEMSELVES!!!!!!!

I guess what I am trying to say, other then the same old "HEY WATCH OUT" old same, is:
Don't be a coward like I was. I realize in the dog-eat-dog, environmental-chemical-disrupt-endocrine-system world out here where I am again, typing on my homemade organic/safe tofu keyboard that IGNORANCE is BLISS.
BUT GUESS WHAT, HEY GUYS, in this case BLISS means UNKNOWING DESTRUCTION OF YOUR ENTIRE SPECIES.

So let's learn together, GANG.